***FUNNY BUT TRUE FACTS***
1. Ugly girls are getting married every Saturday,
the pretty ones will be buying ASO EBI, looking
glamorous in the wedding pictures, who are you
waiting for, Dangote's son?
2. Shout out to all the girls who feel they need
to wash noodles before cooking it. I respect
your Hygiene.
3. I bet Messages from mobile operators in
2019 will say “DEAR CUSTOMER, GET YOUR
WIFE PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT STRUGGLE,
SMS 'CHILD' TO 131”
4. You are 20 years old and dating a 52year
old man and you call him your baby, is he your
baby or ancestor? Somehow, your matter dey
Shiloh.
5. One good thing about been ugly. At least
you would be least considered for rituals. Dem
no dey use JUJU do JUJU na!
6. You dey snap Facebook pictures for another
person Hummer; don't worry Honey, when
thieves go find you come, dem go nack you
Hammer.
7. At the age of 40, you still dey your Mama
House dey drag Head of fish with your
siblings....Chai! The witch wey dey your village
carry your picture dey fan herself.
8. You be house boy and you dey sing "I'M THE
BOSS" BY RICK ROSS Mehn you get case for
Cele church
9. Bossy girls be like '' before I think of dating
him, he must TOAST me for at least 6month.
Dont worry, 25yrs from now.. You will be in
Shiloh for miracle marriages.
10. You are a first class graduate at 40years
without any job and you dey follow Lil Wayne
dey sing "I AIN'T GOT NO WORRIES". My Dear,
even the devil is weeping for you.
11. Opportunity knocks but once, my brother
sister, If you hear a 2nd knock, My Brother/My
Sister, check well, na Jehovah witness.
# smile
Timaya’s Babymama, And Their Daughters Step Out In Matching Outfit - INFORMATION NIGERIA iBuzz Feb 15, 2018 5:14 AM Timaya’s baby mama, Barbara and their two daughter Emma and Gracey wow in matching outfits as seen in the pictures attached. Even after having two children with his baby mama, Timaya has revealed that he is still not ready to get hitched. Despite his unwillingness to get married, the singer has promised that he would not have kids with different women like his male colleagues are known to do. See Photos above
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